The Coaches
| From left to right: |
| Gordon Stone, Forwards Coach |
| Gary Simpson, Backs Coach |
| Pat Nolan, Kicking Coach |
| Alaisdair Stewart |
| Dave French, Manager |
| Mark Marriott, Head Coach |
| Name | David French |
| Position | Manager |
| Joined Club | 1997 |
| Previous Clubs | |
| Also known as | Frenchie, The Fat Controller |
| Best Cougar Moment | Wales |
| Worst Cougar Moment | Missing the conversion at Wasps |
| Favourite Food | What don't I like! |
| Favourite Drink | Lemonade and lime |
| Other stuff | Soul music, Motown, fishing and skiing |
| Name | Mark Marriott |
| Position | Head Coach |
| Joined Club | Circa 1975 |
| Previous Clubs | British Police (South East), Kent Police, Kent RFU County (u19s) |
| Also known as | Coach |
| Best Cougar Moment | Arriving at the club |
| Worst Cougar Moment | Leaving the club |
| Favourite Food | Full English Breakfast |
| Favourite Drink | Coffee |
| Other stuff | Piano, singing, spending time with the family |
| 14 Sept 2008 30m Time | 5.50 |
| 14 Sept 2008 60m Time | 8.44 |
| 14 Sept 2008 Flying 30m Time | 2.94 |
| 14 Sept 2008 1000m Time | - |
| Name | Pat Nolan |
| Position | Kicking Coach and Slave to Marriott and Frenchie |
| Joined Club | 2006-07 (u13s) |
| Previous Clubs | Barking, Strollers (Civil Service) |
| Also known as | Noddy, Windy and Four-Two |
| Best Cougar Moment | Touring |
| Worst Cougar Moment | Losing at Festivals to sudden-death drop kicks |
| Favourite Food | BBB |
| Favourite Drink | Real Ale |
| Other stuff | Rock music, fishing, motorbikes and family |
| 14 Sept 2008 30m Time | 6.00 |
| 14 Sept 2008 60m Time | 9.77 |
| 14 Sept 2008 Flying 30m Time | 3.77 |
| 14 Sept 2008 1000m Time | - |
| Name | Gary Simpson |
| Position | Backs Coach |
| Joined Club | Man and boy |
| Previous Clubs | Don't be silly |
| Also known as | Taff |
| Best Cougar Moment | Being on Tour |
| Worst Cougar Moment | Being on Tour |
| Favourite Food | Lots |
| Favourite Drink | Alcohol |
| Other stuff | Hersute |
| Name | Gordon Stone |
| Position | Forwards Coach |
| Joined Club | Too long ago to remember |
| Previous Clubs | Old Willis and Lordswood |
| Also known as | Any swear word will do |
| Best Cougar Moment | Ladies South East Champions 2003/04 |
| Worst Cougar Moment | The loss of Mick Burford |
| Favourite Food | Roast dinner |
| Favourite Drink | Magners Cider |
| Other stuff | I don't like kids! |
