| Position |
Full bark |
| Joined Club |
I didn't join the Club - it joined me |
| Previous Clubs |
You were expecting me to say Barking but in fact it was Rovers |
| Also known as |
Mark's/Lewis's Dog |
| Best Cougar Moment |
When you guys win |
| Worst Cougar Moment |
My master shouting "LACES" really loudly in my ear |
| Favourite Food |
A nice steak off my master's plate when he's not looking |
| Favourite Drink |
Beer if I can get it otherwise water |
| Other stuff |
I like to take a leak on your training tops when you leave them on the side of the pitch |
| 14 Sept 2008 30m Time |
Quicker than you lot |
| 14 Sept 2008 60m Time |
Same again |
| 14 Sept 2008 Flying 30m Time |
Ditto |
| 14 Sept 2008 1000m Time |
With these short legs - you must be joking |
